With Peeniss and Glato going on with reckless abandon, we turn our attention to a pretty popular ship: Heffie (that’s Haymitch and Effie). This one got some serious legs in the movie, with plenty of sexual tension at some points and “old married couple”-ish behavior in others.
Look at this stunning image from crystalshinigami-kum.deviantart.com. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the nature of Haymitch and Effie.
Best Haymitch-Effie lines:
Haymitch: Loosen up your corset, have a drink.
Haymitch: Nice dress. Not yours (indicating Effie).
Effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY! (of course!)
But perhaps the most telling one isn’t even a funny line. It’s when Effie DOES have a little to drink and seems to loosen up a bit. Do you all remember that? She says, in a kind of seductive voice:
“Oh Hayyymitch…” before he sits down like he’s joining a brunch at the country club.
There’s something going on there. We can sense it. And we love it!